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restaurant in peace
Ladder says "I raise", hearing that phone says "I call", hearing that chair says "I fold" and lastly hearing all that dildo says "I'm all in". Edit 1:- I'm confused with all the mixed thoughts about this joke here, some people found it inappropriate to post it here while some did not. I didn't mean to post it for kids, its for you all to laugh it off. I mean it is silly and funny.
Knott’s Dairy Farm.
Knott’s Dairy Farm.
It's cold and muddy, there are rats everywhere, shells are exploding all around. It's been three days without sleep, a week without a warm meal, and the rest of their squad mates are lying dead. One conscript turns to the other, and says, "look at the bright side, at least it's not the horrible COVID years when we were forced to sit in our warm apartments and watch TV all day!"
The bartender says, "What can I get for you?" Logician 1 says, "I don't know." Logician 2 says, "I don't know either." Logician 1 says, "I'll have beer, please."
A guy goes to a bookstore and asks if they have a copy of Les Miserables. The store clerk says: try looking in the self-help section.
I just want my family to not wine about it.
If you are a donkey and I am a rooster and I break my two feet off in you what do you have? Two feet of my cock in your ass, 😂🤣
Their T-Thirt (teeth hurt).
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